wizards be being named merlon and wearing blue robes with little stars on em
name ONE wizard who is like this…
merlon the wizard
ah fuck! *turns into a newt*
u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
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a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up
there is NOTHING shameful about this
that’s how they flavor la croix
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Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO
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someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
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none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.
oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay
what the FUCK does that mean
you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.
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if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand
my f
my feet are cold
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